Jake said I dont post enough

The title sums it up. I have a third of a bottle of rum in me due to my car analy raping me twice (three times if you count my car being on top of a snow bank, and being pushed out by some very friendly people) today, and then this guy says "You dont update your blog enough.
This is jake:

If a guy like this says "update your blog man", DO IT! This gangsta is like 22 years old, and has biceps the size of a Nissan.